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Powerful motor, 4 attachments, fully adjustable, dildo and male masturbator attachment included. (More Photos to come)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'Open Sans', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;\"\u003eFor those looking for serious fun, the Machine Gun by Spank is a no-nonsense, straight to business sex machine. Absolutely packed with pleasure conscious features and offering easy portability, multiple attachments and precision positioning, Spank's Turret sex machine was designed for ultra versatile enjoyment almost anywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"color:rgb(51,51,51);margin:0px;padding:0px;font-family:'Open Sans', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"color:rgb(51,51,51);margin:0px;padding:0px;font-family:'Open Sans', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'Open Sans', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;\"\u003eSuction cups to keep the unit in place and a control dial to set the level of thrusting, the electric motor inside the Sex Machine's lightweight ABS plastic body revs up with the touch of a button on the remote. The Machine Gun also allows the included egg and classic vibrator to be connected at the same time for extreme pleasure. 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